It’s only 2 hours until the Oscars begin and I’m ready with my predictions and popcorn. But it’s not the people that we’re most excited to see cross that famous red-carpet tonight, it’s the dogs.
We had 4 dogs dress for the Fashion Week 2010 but the girls and I dressed up a couple more (how often is there a red carpet in the store?!). I will include those pictures with full commentary, but unfortunately, these dogs will not be in contention for the coveted Rover Statuette.
Your commentators for this night of fame and fashion are Megan and Dawn Rivers:
Megan Rivers: here comes Evie Jolie. Evie! Evie!
Dawn Rivers: hmm…she walked right past us
MR: well, we’ll talk to her later. Dawn, did you see that dress she was wearing? Gorgeous, but absolutely see-through!
DR: you know, if I had a body like Evie’s and a man like Pitt, I’d walk around naked.
MR: say, don’t you have that dress in green?
DR: oh, it’s that wizard boy.
MR: you know, I did love those books and Bisquit brought all that magic to life for me.
MR: how many times do I have to tell you it’s not just a kid’s book?!
DR: at least one more time, Megan, at least one more time.
DR: look how gorrrgeous Grace looks tonight.
MR: I agree, she’s always radiant and her curled hair sets that ensemble off just right.
DR: who do you think made that dress?
MR: I’m not sure, but it looks like it was made just for her, doesn’t it?
DR: Jenny looks so prestigious here tonight.
MR: well, you know she’s been nominated 7 times but has never won.
DR: she’s a winner in my heart for bringing pillbox hats back to the Oscars.
MR: Dawn, is that real fur?
DR: I don’t know, do dogs wear fur?
MR: Dawn, is she smoking a cigar?
DR: sure looks like it, Megan. If I haven’t said it before, I’ll say it right now, that Dixie is one old spinster of a broad!
MR: Chloe! Chloe! you look beyond beautiful tonight!
Chloe: thank you, Megan.
MR: did you know that Grace came by about 30 minutes ago wearing that same dress?
MR: but, um, you wear it so much better, Chloe
Chloe: thanks, Megan, I’ve got to get to my seat now.
And here come the nominees!
MR: get out of my way, Dawn, here comes Gatsby Depp!
DR: geez, Megan, you didn’t have to push me down. I think I lost an earring…
MR: he’s just so dreamy and handsome and dreamy.
DR: so you think he’s dreamy?
MR: did you say something, Dawn?
DR: oh, Maggie is beautiful in pink. You don’t see a lot of pink on the carpet these days.
MR: yes, the girls shy away from it for more jewel-toned glamor
DR: it makes her look so young and fresh!
MR: it does, Dawn, I’m going to start wearing pink every day!
DR: Megan, here comes Toby Pitt. I’m moving, don’t knock me over.
MR: I wonder why he didn’t come in with Evie Jolie earlier.
DR: If you believe the gossip, which I always do, he’s probably looking for Jennifer Aniston.
MR: well, I won’t get into that. Dawn, what’s he wearing tonight? It’s too casual.
DR: he’s been here every year for over a decade. Must be tired of the coat and tails.
MR: I have never before seen a baseball cap and camo on Oscar night.
DR: he’s still awfully handsome.
MR: okay, here comes Lady Zoey Gaga. I wonder what crazy outfit she’ll be wearing tonight!
DR: well, she looks paws-itively normal tonight and yowza! check out the jewels!
MR: how much ice do you think she’s wearing, Dawn?
DR: $500,000 if a dime and my bet is the extravagance is all for the sake of another dachshund.
MR: you of course mean Jimmy who we haven’t seen tonight. This should get Jimmy’s attention away from Evie.
DR: I think that’s the point, Megan.
And the Rover goes too…
Here are the winners for Best and Worst Dressed (and remember, it’s the outfits we are judging, not the photography!)
The Rover for Best Dressed Goes to:
she pulled together diamonds, sunglasses and boas for a fashion-forward and red-carpet worthy outfit. Congrats, Zoey!
The Rover for Worst Dressed Goes to:
his combination or casual and sporty earned Toby the worst dressed honor of 2010.
Thank you everyone for participating and tuning in! Now it’s time to watch the people stars. Enjoy your Sunday!